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HottProducts - Outrageous Office Pens - Pack of 5 (cost per pen)

HottProducts - Outrageous Office Pens - Pack of 5 (cost per pen)

Regular price $3.06 CAD
Regular price Sale price $3.06 CAD
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  • Discreet packaging — plain box, no branding on the outside
  • Billed discreetly — neutral descriptor on your statement
  • Secure checkout
  • Body-safe materials

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Intensity
Gentle
Noise
Loud

Key Features:

  • MUST Purchase 5
  • 5 Different Hilarious Slogans

Dimensions:

  • Quantity: 5 Assorted Styles

Description:

Writing things down at work doesn’t have to be boring with the Outrageous Office Pens. You may not be able to speak your mind, but these pens can say it for you.

With 5 hilarious slogans to choose from, you can express your thoughts loud and clear. They’re also the perfect set to offer when a co-worker or friend needs to borrow a pen. They make great gifts and are a fun conversation starter for your next work meeting.

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Shipping & discreet delivery

Every order ships in plain, unbranded packaging with a discreet billing descriptor — no one but you will know what's inside. Free shipping on orders over $149, Canada-wide. Most orders dispatch within 24 hours.

Returns & refunds

Unopened items can be returned within 30 days. For health and hygiene reasons, intimate products cannot be returned once opened unless they are faulty. See our full Returns & Refunds policy.

How to use & care

Clean before and after use with warm water and a dedicated toy cleaner. Pair with a compatible lubricant — water-based is safe with every material. Store dry, away from direct sunlight, ideally in a pouch away from other toys.