FuckWater Dick Polish Masturbation Cream 270ml/9.1oz
FuckWater Dick Polish Masturbation Cream 270ml/9.1oz
- Discreet packaging — plain box, no branding on the outside
- Billed discreetly — neutral descriptor on your statement
- Secure checkout
- Body-safe materials
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Meet man's new best friend.
Dick Polish Masturbation Cream is formulated for longevity. Designed to "melt" at body temperature, Dick Polish will leave you slick and shiny.
Whether you're edging, gooning, or enjoying some well-deserved "me" time, Dick Polish will always be your loyal companion.
Made by FuckWater, Dick Polish is an oil-based cream and is not compatible with condoms.
Ingredients: Petrolatum, Mineral Oil/Paraffinum Liquidum, Hydrogenated Soybean oil, Paraffin, Stearic Acid, Microcrystalline Wax, Tocopheryl Acetate, Canola Oil, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract, Tocopheral, Glycine Soja (Soybean) Oil.
Available in 9oz jars.
MADE PROUDLY IN CANADA.
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Shipping & discreet delivery
Every order ships in plain, unbranded packaging with a discreet billing descriptor — no one but you will know what's inside. Free shipping on orders over $149, Canada-wide. Most orders dispatch within 24 hours.
Returns & refunds
Unopened items can be returned within 30 days. For health and hygiene reasons, intimate products cannot be returned once opened unless they are faulty. See our full Returns & Refunds policy.
How to use & care
Clean before and after use with warm water and a dedicated toy cleaner. Pair with a compatible lubricant — water-based is safe with every material. Store dry, away from direct sunlight, ideally in a pouch away from other toys.
